ODD NUMBERS....Happy ODD-lidays!!!

i attended a baby shower party of a friend.
and when i got there, i see... ahmmm... COUPLES.

great thing that the host reserved a seat for me beside her. i was perfectly fine with the set-up because most of the host's friends are also friends of mine.

so there we were busy chit-chatting and updating each others life...

couple # 1: "The Host and her Husband"
i'm happy for what they have become. i have witnessed their love story... their break-up when they were still boyfriend-girlfriend, reconciliation, engagement, wedding, a baby shower...and finally a baby due next week.
whew! time really flies.

couple # 2: "The Discriminating Woman & The Funny Guy"
the woman of discriminating taste, has finally found the one who can make her giggle and laugh, and we're happy that wedding bells are up for them next year.

couple # 3: "The Emotional Hang-up Woman and Her New S.O."
the woman who was like me before has finally found  a new significant other. she looks so much, much prettier now huh... *sigh*

couple # 4: "The Present and  Future"
the couple who are also celebrating the house that they have purchased...... (hati sila installment monthly. "this is it" na jud??? sweet.)

after the party, the host asked for the bill.
the waiter came and asked her "ilan kayo ma'am? 13 noh?

the host: "paki bilang daw kung 13 nga"
the waiter: "oo, 13 kayo... kasi SIYA lang (pointing to me) ang walang partner."

me: looking at the waiter with a smile...
(on my mind: YAWERTS NI NA WAITER... PAKI-ALAMERO!!!! grrrr...)  haha ;p
me: "ah...oo nga ODD number."

is this some kind of a DISCRIMINATION of BEING "ODD?"?! hmmmmf.

ODD NUMBER: definition: (mathematics) A natural number not divisible by 2.

on my mind:  "eh kung kakain kaya ako ulit para ma charge for 2 ako...counted kaya yun??? or i-libre ko kaya yung engot na waiter na 'yon para sarado 14 na kami? ha??? ano???  EVEN na kami??! lolz... :)

nah.... i got no problem being ODD for a couple of years already.

it's actually cool.

HAPPY ODD-LIDAYS

TO ALL ODD MEN AND WOMEN!!! *(^,^)*

hahahaha... ;p